It's fitting that I'm back in Kansas City, the place where I spent many an hour watching American Gladiators.
Of course, with Sunday's spandex revival, I'm sitting here watching guys and gals get the snot kicked out of 'em. They've upped the ante with the new version, as contenders get a shot a $100k and a chance to become a gladiator.
Still, there's room for improvement.
For starters, the new "Eliminator" includes contestants swimming under contained flames. Instead, let's have them try to hurdle the fire.