Thanks to the Thanksgiving holiday, I took last week off.

But fret not, dear reader, your rankings are back. And, if you're paying attention to our friends in the City of Brotherly Love, you understand my No. 1 isn't much of a shock. Sure, Montana got the No. 1 overall seed, but we know better.

We know better.

On with the rankings.

1. Villanova -- [In my best What About Bob voice] "New Hampshire?" The Wildcats will be moving on shortly.
2. Florida -- Lord Tebow's performance against Florida State looked eerily similar to, well, himself.
3. Texas -- Colt McCoy never thought he'd lose the Heisman to some kid from "one of those smart schools."
4. TCU -- Oh, how much I'd pay for a three-way championship series between UF, UT and TCU. But no, instead we get Ari Fleischer's newest client.
5. Alabama -- Freakin' Auburn.
6. Cincinnati -- A noon time slot against Pitt in a battle of two top-15 teams from the Big East seems about right.
7. Boise State -- Give the Broncos credit: They took down a then-three loss team to win the WAC.
8. Ohio State -- I never officially got to give Ohio State its props for beating down RichRod. Better late than never.
9. Georgia Tech -- The Yellow Jackets are sort of like the nicely polished ruby on top of the pile of dog crap. Eventually, that ruby just isn't worth a whole lot.
10. Oregon -- The editors here at IanGuerin.com would like to thank ESPN The Mag for the pic of three Ducks cheerleaders. Gracias.
11. Virginia Tech -- That mean Frank Beamer, pushing Al Groh headfirst through the door...
12. Pittsburgh -- Maybe that weak-ass sked finally caught up with Pitt.
13. Penn State -- Can JoePa pull a Bowden? Anytime soon would be good.
14. BYU -- Max Hall hates Utah. Just in case you didn't hear.
15. LSU -- This just in: Les Miles is a huge prick. Oh wait, we've known that for years.
16. Oregon State -- I might actually watch all of OSU-OU this year. Huh.
17. West Virginia -- Maybe a little high, but what the heck ... the mountains I saw last week reminded me of burning a couch.
18. Houston -- Who were the Cougars trying to impress by scoring 73 on a JV Rice team
19. Oklahoma State -- Man, the Big XII kinda sucks this year.
20. Iowa -- Seriously, the Hawkeyes do more for moving up the charts when they don't play.
21. Rutgers -- Somewhere, a bunch of mafia guys are getting ready to load
    up on the Scarlet Knights. Get it, because Rutgers is in New Jersey.
22. Stanford -- Toby Gerhart will be the first Heisman winner to forgo the NFL for a job with an engineering firm.
23. USC -- In what sort of bizarro universe is Pete Carroll losing recruiting ground to Stanford?
24. Utah -- Just for the record: Three MWC teams ranked ahead of the top three from the ACC, Big XII and Big 11 (and nearly the Pac 10). But hey, let's keep things just the way they are.
25. Miami -- Meh. Hurricanes just don't impress me, despite the fact that South Florida was a better opponent than nine ACC options.
26. Cal -- Remember when the Bears were much, much higher?